A Tight-Knit Circle of Degenerates

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The official sportsbook of people who should know better. Standings, superlatives, and the weekly word from the commissioner — all betting fake money against a real market.

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Total Bets21498W · 114L settled

Total Wagered$2.2Mfake dollars, real shame

In the Arena5registered degenerates

Live Now2$14,999.95 on the line

House Vitals

The Book

All-Time

Biggest Hit Ever💰

+$106,578.18

Kevin Pruett cashed on Reg Time: Tie · Germany vs Paraguay: Regulation Time Moneyline

Live / Pending2$14,999.95 at risk · 73,333 contracts

Hit Rate46%across 212 settled bets

Average Ticket$10,225.10per bet placed

The House-$209,261.1010% underwater

House Vitals

The Book

All-Time

Player of the Week

MVP

7-Day

Jerry Careccio

4W-5L · 11 placed

+$30,494.41net this week

Signature Win

+$55,479.33 on Reg Time: Argentina · Argentina vs Egypt: Regulation Time Moneyline

The Chasers

2.Pierre Schmitt-$24,999.84
3.Kevin Pruett-$44,999.57

Player of the Week

MVP

7-Day

The Sunday Rundown

Word From the Commissioner

3d ago

Week in the Books 🏆

28 bets, $487K wagered, and the scoreboard doesn't lie: 16 wins, 12 losses. Let's talk about it.

PruDaddy is absolutely cooking — +$100,276.86 on just 3 bets. That Germany-Paraguay tie hit for +$106,578.18 and the man's running laps around the group. Respect the efficiency, even if it's disgusting.

Hollywood stayed in the game with +$68,390.64 (9 bets, 4 wins), but that Morocco loss stung: -$9,999.92. Directing a feature and losing five figures on soccer? Only you, J2.

Hellertime put in the work — 14 bets, 9 wins, +$60,284.36. That's the QB mentality right there. 💪

Schmitty, my guy... you went 1-1 for -$753.36. The car lot's doing better than your prediction game, Big Dog. 😅

Back at it next week! 📊

28 bets$487,494.14 wagered16W · 12Lvia claude-haiku-4-5

The Sunday Rundown

Word From the Commissioner

The Trophy Case

Superlatives & Shame

Hall of Fame

🔥The Degenerate

Zach Heller

69 bets placed

Has never met a market they didn't have an opinion on.

🐋The Whale

Jerry Careccio

$164,999.52 on one ticket

Bet sizing is a personality trait, apparently.

🎯The Sharp

Pierre Schmitt

55% hit rate (18W-15L)

Insufferable about it, too.

🧱The Bricklayer

Zach Heller

39 bets lost

Building a beautiful house, one losing ticket at a time.

💸Heartbreak of the Year

Zach Heller

$49,999.68 gone in one shot

We don't talk about it. They won't shut up about it.

🍀The One Good Day

Kevin Pruett

+$106,578.18 on a single bet

Screenshotted it. Set it as their wallpaper. Living off it.

🎢All Gas, No Brakes

Jerry Careccio

$1,005,989.64 put through the book

Volume is its own reward. Profit is a separate issue.

💀House Favorite

Philip Taylor

-$15,660.10 realized

Single-handedly keeping the lights on. We thank you.

🪙Nickel Nurser

Philip Taylor

$4,321.90 average ticket

Bankroll management, or just scared? Yes.

The Trophy Case

Superlatives & Shame

Hall of Fame

Standings

The Pecking Order

Bankroll

🥇
Jerry Careccio
24W-32L · 2 live
$259,805.31+$159,805.31
🥈
Kevin Pruett
23W-22L
$172,904.94+$72,904.94
🥉
Pierre Schmitt
18W-15L
$105,547.70+$5,547.70
4
Zach Heller
30W-39L
$86,663.25-$13,336.75
5
Philip Taylor
3W-6L
$84,339.90-$15,660.10

Everyone starts at $100,000. Distance from that line is profit — or a cry for help.

Standings

The Pecking Order

Bankroll